Myth: If you have sex in a pool, you can not get pregnant or contract an STD because the chlorine kills sperm and viruses.
Reality: Are you kidding? If there's that much chlorine in your pool, it would vaporize you completely.
Myth: Straight men and women don't get AIDS.
Reality: People haven't thought like that since Ronald Regan was president and butt rock superstars like Poison topped the charts. (I'm talking about the 80's, by the way.)
Myth: You can't get AIDS from oral sex.
Reality: Yes you can.
Myth: You can't have more than one STD at a time.
Reality: STD's are like the friend who finds out you're having a party and hands out flyers to the whole school. Basically, they'll keep coming until you do something about it.
Myth: There's a cure for HIV, but the government withholds it from poor people.
Reality: Sure, the real cure is kept in area 51 where Elvis guards the stash.
